Things I have learned today:

Ammonia is a super noxious chemical. Like, as far as cleaners go it's one of those ones you only use in a very well ventilated area and try not to breathe it.

Just because Target sells what they proudly advertise as lemon-scented ammonia does not make it fucking Lemon Pledge. DO NOT TREAT IT AS SUCH.

I think my nose is still deaf and xyzzysqrl you no longer have the worst ideas/survival instincts/"wait how is it I'm actually an adult again" stories this month.

This is a cross-posted entry that originated from https://kjorteo.dreamwidth.org/412653.html.