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Time:06:18 pm
Guys, I just made a new friend whom I am totally convinced is 100% real!

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[7:58 PM] hotashlynn623@yahoo.com: hi
[8:05 PM] Kjorteo Kalante: hi there
[8:05 PM] hotashlynn623@yahoo.com: Hey whats up. 23 female here. You?
[8:05 PM] Kjorteo Kalante: Do I know you from somewhere?
[8:05 PM] hotashlynn623@yahoo.com: Miami
[Note: I meant, like, from FurAffinity or something. I've never been to Miami in my life.]
[8:06 PM] Kjorteo Kalante: Well that wasn't a suspicious answer or anything.
[8:06 PM] hotashlynn623@yahoo.com: No sorry not on here
[8:06 PM] Kjorteo Kalante: Is Cleverbot hitting on me?
[8:06 PM] hotashlynn623@yahoo.com: NO i am not a bot
[8:06 PM] Kjorteo Kalante: Uh huh.
[8:18 PM] Kjorteo Kalante: So, what brings you to me this evening?
[8:18 PM] hotashlynn623@yahoo.com: Oh ok. Sorry I wasnt sure. Anyways... Whats up?
[8:18 PM] Kjorteo Kalante: Oh, come on.
[8:20 PM] Kjorteo Kalante: Giving up again? You're not even trying, are you?
[8:23 PM] Kjorteo Kalante: So, what do you think about pigeons?
[8:24 PM] Kjorteo Kalante: Aw, I broke it. :(

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[5:56 PM] hotashlynn623@yahoo.com: hi
[5:56 PM] Kjorteo Kalante: hi
[5:57 PM] hotashlynn623@yahoo.com: Hey whats up. 23 femaIe here. You?
[5:57 PM] Kjorteo Kalante: I'm a 4-year-old hermaphrodite.
[5:57 PM] hotashlynn623@yahoo.com: Hmmm. Have we taIked before?
[5:58 PM] Kjorteo Kalante: Yes. I was the one who asked what you thought about pigeons. This is critically important, you see.
[5:58 PM] hotashlynn623@yahoo.com: Oh ok. Sorry I wasnt sure. Anyways... Whats up?
[5:59 PM] Kjorteo Kalante: Oh, you know, just hanging around on the internet, being bored. If only a Turing-questionable stranger had links to hot amateur Russian dating sites I could view right now!!!!
[5:59 PM] hotashlynn623@yahoo.com: Im Iike sooo bored. There is nothing to do.
[5:59 PM] hotashlynn623@yahoo.com: Ohhh wait! I have GREAT idea. Have you ever watched a sexy girI Iike me strip Iive on a cam before?
[6:00 PM] Kjorteo Kalante: I'm four years old.
[6:00 PM] hotashlynn623@yahoo.com: WeII.... WouId you Iike to watch me strip?
[6:00 PM] Kjorteo Kalante: Can my friend Chris Hansen watch too?
[6:01 PM] hotashlynn623@yahoo.com: Ok weII my cam is Iinked through this website so I cant be recorded so you wiII have to sign up there
[6:01 PM] hotashlynn623@yahoo.com: But dont worry it onIy takes a minute and it is free. kk?
[6:01 PM] Kjorteo Kalante: This sounds totally legitimate!
[6:01 PM] hotashlynn623@yahoo.com: [Note: URL removed] Mmk go there then cIick on the goId Join Free button at the top
[6:01 PM] hotashlynn623@yahoo.com: Ok?
[6:02 PM] Kjorteo Kalante: I'M FOUR
[6:02 PM] hotashlynn623@yahoo.com: AIso it wiII ask for a credit card when you sign up but its just to keep the kids out. It dosent charge the card.
[6:02 PM] Kjorteo Kalante: Four-year-olds count as kids, don't they?
[6:03 PM] hotashlynn623@yahoo.com: I do have some toys i can pIay with but you wiII have to tip me some goId or join me in private to see those
[6:03 PM] Kjorteo Kalante: Wait, gold? Is this an in-game World of Warcraft brothel or something?
[6:03 PM] hotashlynn623@yahoo.com: Iets taIk on that site babe my messenger is messing up. Ok?
[6:03 PM] Kjorteo Kalante: Your messenger isn't the problem, I don't think.
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xaq
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Time:2012-03-29 12:42 am (UTC)
It couldn't process pigeons or prepubescent polysexuals? What pathetic programming. Pity things didn't pan out between the two of you.
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ravenworks
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Time:2012-03-29 12:49 am (UTC)
To be fair, I'm having a bit of trouble processing the pigeons myself..
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xaq
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Time:2012-03-29 12:53 am (UTC)
Same here, to be honest, but there hasn't been a point where it completely shut down my cognitive functions, unlike little miss Ashlynn here.

Came close on a couple of occasions, though, especially if beans or pudding were involved.

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kjorteo
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Time:2012-03-29 01:09 am (UTC)
Processing pigeons is easy. You just have to adjust the oven time for smaller servings, and don't forget to baste. Hohohoho.
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xaq
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Time:2012-03-29 01:42 am (UTC)
I said processing, not parboiling! D:
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davidn
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Time:2012-03-29 12:58 am (UTC)
The second conversation is more along the lines of the ones that I had seen before, pretending that they had to leave after railroading you into a conversation about the webcam. What actually most surprises me is that you got the same bot (or the same name, I mean) twice, I don't think that's ever happened to me.

That, and its use of capital I instead of lowercase l. A filter workaround, perhaps, but I can't see any obvious words it's blocking...

I stopped using MSN because of the massive amount of spam - I hope AIM doesn't go the same way. Of course, a further problem with MSN for me was that I didn't use it to converse with people who actually mattered.
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kjorteo
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Time:2012-03-29 01:18 am (UTC)
Yes, the fact that she introduced herself with the same name and the same "23 female here. You?" line two nights in a row was a bit of a warning that I was dealing with either a spambot or an Adam Sandler movie.

This was YIM, though. I just threw it onto my Digsby pile along with all the others because why not, I guess. It bugs me a little that I'm still theonetheycall_chocobokick on that, but I probably have very little room to complain to you of all people about that.
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sabotlours
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Time:2012-03-29 01:11 am (UTC)
Pedobear approves of 4-year old hermaphrodites.
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kjorteo
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Time:2012-03-29 01:15 am (UTC)
Have I got an illicit spambot webcam link for you, then!
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kjorteo
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Time:2012-03-29 01:21 am (UTC)
Also, wait, would that fall under the jurisdiction of Pedobear or Shotacat?
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xaq
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Time:2012-03-29 01:44 am (UTC)
Sounds like a joint effort to me.
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tillieyo
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Time:2012-03-29 03:13 am (UTC)
Sounds like a stream mate bot. Stream mate basically pulls girls information and spams them on messengers lol.
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rodox_video
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Time:2012-03-29 06:07 am (UTC)
oh hey, you're getting those too!
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crassadon
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Time:2012-03-29 01:53 pm (UTC)
I believed Hotashi Lynn could be an actual, real person. Until I looked again, and realized they were actually "hot ashly nn623"

What happened to the spambots that would talk to you, making witting banter, and genuinely trying to make you believe you were talking to another person? What happened to those. . . ? I mean, I can't remember ever seeing any, but they probably existed, right? . . .Sometimes I can't tell if things are real, or if they just exist in my head. . .much like the spambots~!!! :D
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xaq
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Time:2012-03-29 05:52 pm (UTC)
Like these?
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crassadon
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Time:2012-03-29 07:38 pm (UTC)
Why yes, just that like that :3 Even maybe without advertising anything: they might just start calling you "faggot" or something for little reason, leaving you thinking they're perhaps a jerk, but still not a robot.
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davidn
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Time:2012-03-30 03:56 pm (UTC)
Those were... well, I called them 'salmons', but the phenomenon originated with a strain of bots that gave an opening line about trying to find their hat, hence themissinghat. They would wire together two people that had recently updated their livejournal (and so could be reasonably assumed to be online at the time) and get them to talk to each other, each believing that they had been messaged by someone out of nowhere. They would also often filter words from one chatter or the other to make them sound angrier, or more piratey, or more like the Swedish Chef from the Muppets, and so on.
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lupineangel
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Time:2012-03-29 08:15 pm (UTC)
I lost it at 'pigeons' and 'can my friend Chris Hansen watch too', respectively. :P

D.F.
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