That weird Kjorteo-like thing (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} kjorteo) wrote,@ 2008-09-11 19:52:00 |
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Haven't done one of these in a while.
Time to see what amusing summations everyone's favorite hentai mailing list, DLsite, has thrown my way.
"In order to perform exorcisms, this beauty will cosplay as a nurse, in a school fuku, as a maid, etc."
I'm not a practicing Catholic or anything, so someone feel free to correct me, but...is that really part of the procedure?
"With this maid compilation, the Masturbation Assistance series' Tentacle Princess is complete!"
Oh, good. You have no idea how much I've been waiting for this--any guy will tell you that nothing is worse than incomplete Masturbation Assistance.
"25 illustrations in of women in power featuring queens and sadistic ladies as the main theme."
When I think hentai, I think Elizabeth II and Margaret Thatcher with riding crops. And so do you. Come on, admit it.
"Witness the provocation between horny dickgirl beasts in the demon world! Watch their voluptuous shapes that possess an element which is truly erotic, such as horns and tails that grow simultaneously on their heads."
Furthermore, when I think elements which are truly erotic, I think horns and tails that grow simultaneously on their heads.
"An illustration collection featuring girls who have gotten tangled up into independent exposure!"
Independent Exposure sounds like a Tom Clancy novel.
Time to see what amusing summations everyone's favorite hentai mailing list, DLsite, has thrown my way.
"In order to perform exorcisms, this beauty will cosplay as a nurse, in a school fuku, as a maid, etc."
I'm not a practicing Catholic or anything, so someone feel free to correct me, but...is that really part of the procedure?
"With this maid compilation, the Masturbation Assistance series' Tentacle Princess is complete!"
Oh, good. You have no idea how much I've been waiting for this--any guy will tell you that nothing is worse than incomplete Masturbation Assistance.
"25 illustrations in of women in power featuring queens and sadistic ladies as the main theme."
When I think hentai, I think Elizabeth II and Margaret Thatcher with riding crops. And so do you. Come on, admit it.
"Witness the provocation between horny dickgirl beasts in the demon world! Watch their voluptuous shapes that possess an element which is truly erotic, such as horns and tails that grow simultaneously on their heads."
Furthermore, when I think elements which are truly erotic, I think horns and tails that grow simultaneously on their heads.
"An illustration collection featuring girls who have gotten tangled up into independent exposure!"
Independent Exposure sounds like a Tom Clancy novel.
