That weird Kjorteo-like thing (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} kjorteo) wrote,@ 2008-03-19 11:28:00 |
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Smash Bros. meme
Why not, I guess.
1.) Who is your primary character so far?
- Pokemon Trainer. I want to be the very best, like no one was before. Ivysaur is badass.
2.) Secondary?
- Meta Knight. HIYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
3.) Character just for fun, not competitive play?
- Actually, Pokemon Trainer and Meta Knight are the only ones I really ever play. I suppose the "I can at least appreciate the character design and think they seem neat" pile would include Mr. Game and Watch, though.
4.) Favorite series in which a character was used for Brawl?
- Pokemon.
5.) If you could add one character from another Nintendo game, who would it be?
- By Nintendo, do you mean first/second-party or just that it appeared on a Nintendo system? Totally Bub & Bob (either one or the other or maybe both like the Ice Climbers) if the latter. And...well, it's unoriginal by looking at everyone else who did this meme already, but Midna/Wolf Link is the best I can think of for the former.
6.) If you could add one character from any other video game ever, who would it be?
- Totally trying to think of who would actually make sense and not just picking Red XIII... must think of who would actually make sense and not just pick Red XIII... um... Bub & Bob if they weren't a valid answer for #5, otherwise Spyro.
7.) If you could add/change one thing about an existing character, what would it be?
- Everyone who's a clone (Fox/Falco/Wolf all have the freaking Landmaster, even--since when does Wolf have a Landmaster?) needs to be way diversified. Is it that hard to make people different? They made Luigi different enough, at least. :( Also, Yoshi's egg roll and Squirtle's hyper shell roll are a little too...suicide-y to be useful; that should probably be fixed.
8.) Coolest looking character?
- Ivysaur is the cutest and Charizard is pretty cool, but Meta Knight is a total unrivaled badass.
9.) Worst looking character?
- None of the Fire Emblem characters are ugly or anything, but they all look a little...same-y. I have trouble telling them apart, but probably because I haven't played them enough to appreciate whatever gameplay differences they might have. Also, I'm sure they did the best they could with Sonic, but unfortunately Sonic always looks ugly in 3D. It's just the design.
10.) Biggest let-down character?
- Can we vote for the cameos in the codecs/radio calls? I don't know what in God's name happened to Leon (voice and general demeanor,) but quite frankly, I'm scared. As far as actual playable characters, probably Wolf, just because I really didn't ask for a third blatant Fox clone. Again, Wolf has a Landmaster. Were they even trying? (Plus Leon is better anyway.)
11.) Cheapest' character?
- I'm sure it's only a matter of time before the stupidly hardcore people with way too much time on their hands find a small but exploitable glitch in some unlikely character that makes them the new tournament king. (I'm already seeing speculation about a wavedash-like trick Squirtle can allegedly do. Here's hoping nothing comes of it.) Ignoring the tournament scene and focusing more on my level, any character with an infinitely repeatable attack (like Meta Knight) on a stage with a vertical wall, anyone with a paper fan period, and anyone with that gun that shoots green long beams since it's so easy to literally juggle people all the way off the side of the screen. I want to complain about specific bullshit character moves, but I play Ivysaur. People who live in glass houses and all that.
12.) Best looking effects/weapons?
- I...never really payed attention enough to rank them?
13.) Favorite Final Smash?
- Favorite or best? I play Pokemon Trainer and Meta Knight, and it's hard to tell which I like better between Triple Finish and Galaxia Darkness. Both are neat, but neither are absolutely amazing. Even though I don't play him, I should probably give Olimar credit for this one. Some smashes you can get away from if you dodge the death beam or whatever, but if Olimar gets an End of Day off, you're fucked. Period. End of Day = End of Discussion.
14.) Dumbest Final Smash?
- Donkey Kong's has to be the easiest to avoid, and is pretty hilarious to just watch him embarrass himself if you're not caught in it. Well, okay, Meta Knight's is the easiest to avoid initially, but...still. At least you're still fucked if Meta Knight hits someone with the cape, even if it wasn't initially you.
15.) Best outfit?
- As much as I have bias toward the characters I actually play, I have to give this one to Jigglypuff's sun hat. It's just so outrageously stupid that it goes around the other way and becomes awesome again. Especially with his final smash. Giant sun hat!!
16.) Favorite stage?
- I don't really have any stages I particularly like. I do have ones I particularly hate, though. Basically, as long as it isn't one of the gigantic ones with safety walls everywhere (Hyrule Temple, Luigi's Mansion,) has infinite-rape-enabling and side-smash-disabling vertical walls (Shadow Moses Island, Onett,) or is WarioWare, Inc. (fuck WarioWare, Inc.), then I'm content.
17.) Favorite boss in the Subspace Emissary?
- Haven't gotten far enough in to judge.
18.) What did you think of the Subspace Emissary?
- Seems neat so far....
19.) Did you get it at midnight release?
- No, but Yiffy did and we live together, so I guess I basically did.
20.) Did you dress up as any of the characters?
- No.
21.) Did you get a Japanese Wii and game to play it early?
- No.
22.) Do you use the Wiimote or the Gamecube controllers?
- What kind of bullshit question is this? Classic controller! Classic controller!! Heathens.
23.) Are you sad that "wave dashing" is gone?
- I hate the tournament-level Smash Bros. community because they take a goofy party game (it's basically comparable to Mario Kart as a fighting game--skill is involved, but so are items and hazards and shit) and trying to wring out the hardcore frame data and basically turn it into something it's not. Just play Guilty Gear, you lunatics. Anyway, any change made to the game specifically to spite them makes me happy.
Why not, I guess.
1.) Who is your primary character so far?
- Pokemon Trainer. I want to be the very best, like no one was before. Ivysaur is badass.
2.) Secondary?
- Meta Knight. HIYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
3.) Character just for fun, not competitive play?
- Actually, Pokemon Trainer and Meta Knight are the only ones I really ever play. I suppose the "I can at least appreciate the character design and think they seem neat" pile would include Mr. Game and Watch, though.
4.) Favorite series in which a character was used for Brawl?
- Pokemon.
5.) If you could add one character from another Nintendo game, who would it be?
- By Nintendo, do you mean first/second-party or just that it appeared on a Nintendo system? Totally Bub & Bob (either one or the other or maybe both like the Ice Climbers) if the latter. And...well, it's unoriginal by looking at everyone else who did this meme already, but Midna/Wolf Link is the best I can think of for the former.
6.) If you could add one character from any other video game ever, who would it be?
- Totally trying to think of who would actually make sense and not just picking Red XIII... must think of who would actually make sense and not just pick Red XIII... um... Bub & Bob if they weren't a valid answer for #5, otherwise Spyro.
7.) If you could add/change one thing about an existing character, what would it be?
- Everyone who's a clone (Fox/Falco/Wolf all have the freaking Landmaster, even--since when does Wolf have a Landmaster?) needs to be way diversified. Is it that hard to make people different? They made Luigi different enough, at least. :( Also, Yoshi's egg roll and Squirtle's hyper shell roll are a little too...suicide-y to be useful; that should probably be fixed.
8.) Coolest looking character?
- Ivysaur is the cutest and Charizard is pretty cool, but Meta Knight is a total unrivaled badass.
9.) Worst looking character?
- None of the Fire Emblem characters are ugly or anything, but they all look a little...same-y. I have trouble telling them apart, but probably because I haven't played them enough to appreciate whatever gameplay differences they might have. Also, I'm sure they did the best they could with Sonic, but unfortunately Sonic always looks ugly in 3D. It's just the design.
10.) Biggest let-down character?
- Can we vote for the cameos in the codecs/radio calls? I don't know what in God's name happened to Leon (voice and general demeanor,) but quite frankly, I'm scared. As far as actual playable characters, probably Wolf, just because I really didn't ask for a third blatant Fox clone. Again, Wolf has a Landmaster. Were they even trying? (Plus Leon is better anyway.)
11.) Cheapest' character?
- I'm sure it's only a matter of time before the stupidly hardcore people with way too much time on their hands find a small but exploitable glitch in some unlikely character that makes them the new tournament king. (I'm already seeing speculation about a wavedash-like trick Squirtle can allegedly do. Here's hoping nothing comes of it.) Ignoring the tournament scene and focusing more on my level, any character with an infinitely repeatable attack (like Meta Knight) on a stage with a vertical wall, anyone with a paper fan period, and anyone with that gun that shoots green long beams since it's so easy to literally juggle people all the way off the side of the screen. I want to complain about specific bullshit character moves, but I play Ivysaur. People who live in glass houses and all that.
12.) Best looking effects/weapons?
- I...never really payed attention enough to rank them?
13.) Favorite Final Smash?
- Favorite or best? I play Pokemon Trainer and Meta Knight, and it's hard to tell which I like better between Triple Finish and Galaxia Darkness. Both are neat, but neither are absolutely amazing. Even though I don't play him, I should probably give Olimar credit for this one. Some smashes you can get away from if you dodge the death beam or whatever, but if Olimar gets an End of Day off, you're fucked. Period. End of Day = End of Discussion.
14.) Dumbest Final Smash?
- Donkey Kong's has to be the easiest to avoid, and is pretty hilarious to just watch him embarrass himself if you're not caught in it. Well, okay, Meta Knight's is the easiest to avoid initially, but...still. At least you're still fucked if Meta Knight hits someone with the cape, even if it wasn't initially you.
15.) Best outfit?
- As much as I have bias toward the characters I actually play, I have to give this one to Jigglypuff's sun hat. It's just so outrageously stupid that it goes around the other way and becomes awesome again. Especially with his final smash. Giant sun hat!!
16.) Favorite stage?
- I don't really have any stages I particularly like. I do have ones I particularly hate, though. Basically, as long as it isn't one of the gigantic ones with safety walls everywhere (Hyrule Temple, Luigi's Mansion,) has infinite-rape-enabling and side-smash-disabling vertical walls (Shadow Moses Island, Onett,) or is WarioWare, Inc. (fuck WarioWare, Inc.), then I'm content.
17.) Favorite boss in the Subspace Emissary?
- Haven't gotten far enough in to judge.
18.) What did you think of the Subspace Emissary?
- Seems neat so far....
19.) Did you get it at midnight release?
- No, but Yiffy did and we live together, so I guess I basically did.
20.) Did you dress up as any of the characters?
- No.
21.) Did you get a Japanese Wii and game to play it early?
- No.
22.) Do you use the Wiimote or the Gamecube controllers?
- What kind of bullshit question is this? Classic controller! Classic controller!! Heathens.
23.) Are you sad that "wave dashing" is gone?
- I hate the tournament-level Smash Bros. community because they take a goofy party game (it's basically comparable to Mario Kart as a fighting game--skill is involved, but so are items and hazards and shit) and trying to wring out the hardcore frame data and basically turn it into something it's not. Just play Guilty Gear, you lunatics. Anyway, any change made to the game specifically to spite them makes me happy.
